Articles Tagués ‘dharma et greg’

Chuck Lorre est le créateur, entre autre des series T.V telles que: Dharma et Greg (fleur bleu), Two and Half man (mon oncle charlie en france, serie completement trash, oui, oui!) et Big Bang Theory, en anglais dans le texte. A la fin de chacun des épisodes  de ces series Chuck Lorre rédige des « vanity card » comme il dit, voici les 3 premières, en V.O. Pour toutes les lire, voici le lien vers son site :

http://www.chucklorre.com

Evidemment, c’est plein d’humour!!!

Je traduit en violet, plus ou moins correctement, des phrases qui m’ont faites rire.

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS#1

DHARMA &GREG

Thank you for videotaping « Dharma & Greg » and freeze-framing on my vanity card. I’d like to take this opportunity to share with you some of my personal beliefs. I believe that everyone thinks they can write. This is not true.

Merci d’avoir regarder « Dharma et Greg » et de figer l’image sur ma « vanity card ». Je saute sur cette opportunité pour partager avec vous quelque unes de mes croyances. Je crois que tout le monde pense qu’il sait écrire. Ce n’est pas vrai.

 

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Je crois que les lois de Karma ne s’appliquent pas au show business, où de bonnes choses arrivent à de mauvaises personnes régulièrement.

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I believe I have a great dog, maybe the greatest dog in the whole wide world, yes, he is!

Je crois que j’ai un super chien, peut-être le plus super de tous les chiens dans le monde entier, c’est sûr!

I believe that beer is a gateway drug that leads, inevitably, to vodka and somebody oughta do something about it. I believe that when ABC reads this, I’m gonna be in biiiig trouble.

Je crois que la bière est une passerelle vers la drogue, inévitablement, vers la vodka ou les choses dans le genre. Je crois que quand ABC lira cela, j’aurais d’énormes problèmes…

Once again, thanks for watching « Dharma & Greg ». Please be sure to tune in again to this vanity card for more of my personal beliefs.

Une fois encore, merci de regarder « Dharma et Greg ».  Soyez sur que sur ma prochaine « vanity card » vous en saurez plus sur mes croyances.

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #2

DHARMA &GREG

Once again, thank you for video-taping « Dharma & Greg » and freeze-framing on my vanity card. I’d like to take this opportunity to share with you some more of my beliefs. I believe that the guy who invented those speed bumps in the freeway that snap you back into consciousness when you’re drifting into a nearby semi should be given a big hug. I believe that there are actually several cures for the summertime blues. I believe that in my earlier statement of beliefs, I erroneously believed that beer was a gateway drug that led to vodka. After intensive consultation with ABC executives, I now believe I was very, very wrong. Beer is good. Especially beer brewed by major manufacturers, and enjoyed in a responsible fashion. I believe I’ve spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn’t behave according to my expectations, I became angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful. I believe these expectations are the reason I’ve been angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful more than I care to admit. As a result, I now believe my expectations are the real problem. I believe that everyone has this very same problem, and they ought to start acting accordingly. Well, that’s all for now. I hope you continue to watch « Dharma & Greg » and check in on my vanity card for more of my personal beliefs.

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #3

DHARMA &GREG

Once again, thanks for video-taping « Dharma & Greg, » and freeze-framing on my vanity card.

The following are a few more of my beliefs: I believe that El Niño is an international conspiracy perpetrated by evil roofing contractors.

Voici encore quelques unes des mes croyances : Je crois que El Nino est une conspiration internationale  perpétrée par de démoniaque constructeurs de toît.

I believe it’s high time The Beatles came clean on that whole « Paul is dead » thing. I believe that anyone who can read and speak clearly can be a network news anchorperson — but not necessarily a weatherman. I believe that if I rid myself of insatiable cravings, lusts, paranoia, deep-seated anger and ill-will towards others, I’ll be a much better person.

I believe that TV is the cause of all the violence and immorality in our society — ha! just kidding.

Je crois que la TV est la cause de la  violence et de l’immoralité dans notre société….JE plaisante! 

I believe there’s no business like show business, although if you’re over-paid for feeding a big, scary monster, then that might be sort of like it. That’s all for now, gotta go make a TV show. Once again, thanks for watching and keep checking for more of my beliefs real soon!

 

 

 

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